November 22nd, 2025
In front of media members, league officials, and an energized fan base, the AFHL officially introduced Tony Lucio as the new General Manager of the Sarnia Bees. The press conference marked a fresh chapter for one of the league’s most historic and tradition-rich franchises.
Commissioner Anthony Furino opened the event by welcoming Lucio to the league, emphasizing Hamilton’s legacy and the league’s commitment to maintaining high standards across all franchises.
“The Sarnia Bees are a cornerstone of the AFHL. Bringing in a GM with passion, experience, and a deep respect for the league’s history is exactly what this franchise needs moving forward,” Furino said.
Lucio, taking the podium for the first time as Bees GM, delivered an opening statement that instantly resonated with fans and league members alike.
“I’m honored to be taking over a franchise with so much history. From the team’s first ever draft pick of Joe Thornton as the Hamilton Outlaws and winning the Cup in 2010, to the eventual landing of the team in the beautiful waterfront city of Sarnia, Ontario. We hope to continue to provide the exciting brand of Bees hockey that the fans are accustomed to in the quest to win the ultimate prize, the AFHL Stanley Cup!”
The room buzzed with excitement as Lucio expressed admiration for both the franchise’s roots and its future potential. He also credited the passionate Sarnia fan base as a major factor in accepting the role.
Commissioner Furino echoed that sentiment:
“Bees fans deserve consistency, energy, and a GM who lives and breathes the AFHL. Tony brings that energy. This franchise is in great hands.”
With the introduction complete, Lucio wasted no time outlining his plans. While he kept specific strategies close to the chest, he assured supporters that he is fully committed to building a competitive and entertaining roster.
“It’s a privilege to step into this position,” Lucio added. “We’re going to work tirelessly to bring the Bees back to championship form.”
As the press conference concluded, AFHL insiders already began buzzing about what moves Lucio may make next.
One thing is clear:
A new era of Bees hockey has officially begun.
October 30th, 2025
In a stunning but not entirely unexpected move, the AFHL has officially relieved Rob M. of his duties as General Manager of the Sarnia Bees, citing a prolonged lack of engagement and activity in the league’s Telegram group chat.
The decision comes after months of silence from Rob, whose minimal participation fell well below the standard outlined in the league’s rule book.
“GM participation is the lifeblood of the AFHL and it’s something that is considered mandatory on a regular basis. Even though this is a fantasy hockey league, there are people who take this organization very seriously. The Commissioner has spent and continues to spend countless hours managing and operating this league for you, the GM. Also, there are several GMs who participate faithfully on a daily basis and some would say they live and breathe the AFHL.
As a GM in the AFHL, you are expected to participate regularly. This includes posting messages in our group chat. Post a message or share your opinion about anything: one of your players, your team, an opposing team, trash talk for a new rivalry, talk up some trade bait, talk about something unrelated to hockey, a funny story, etc. Make the 10-second effort to check the group chat and post a message. It doesn’t have to be every day, but at least a couple of times a month.
*If you’re not showing at least the slightest bit of participation, then you will be replaced!”
Rob’s absence in the league’s day-to-day conversation reportedly raised concerns within the league for months. After multiple reminders about engagement expectations, the AFHL Commissioner made the difficult call to move in a new direction.
Commissioner’s Statement
AFHL Commissioner Tony Furino released a statement following the decision:
“It’s never easy to let a GM go, but this league thrives on energy and personality. When someone disappears for months, it creates a void. We owe it to the active GMs who live and breathe this league to maintain that same standard across the board.”
“This move isn’t about punishment — it’s about preserving the culture that makes the AFHL special. We expect every GM to bring their voice to the table. Silence isn’t an option here.”
A Warning to Others
Sources inside league headquarters indicate that a couple of other GMs are currently on the hot seat for similar inactivity. The firing of Rob is being viewed as a “statement move” — a reminder that engagement isn’t optional in the AFHL.
“We’re not running a ghost league,” the Commissioner added. “If you’re here, be here. The GMs who participate faithfully every day — they set the standard. The rest need to catch up or move aside.”
Replacement Announcement Forthcoming
The AFHL confirmed that a replacement GM for the Sarnia Bees has already been identified and will be announced in the coming days.
RAIN CITY BITCH PIGEONS MAKE HISTORY WITH FOURTH STANLEY CUP VICTORY
Three-Peat Champs Celebrate in Style with Parade, Banner Raising & Bold Expansion Talk
Tuesday, October 7th, 2025
The champagne was still fizzing in the air as the Rain City Bitch Pigeons celebrated their fourth Stanley Cup Championship—and their third in a row—with a raucous victory parade through downtown Rain City followed by an emotional banner-raising ceremony at the Bitch Pigeons Arena just hours before the puck drop of the 2025-26 AFHL season opener.
Led by their legendary Coach/GM Jason Henley, the Bitch Pigeons have officially cemented themselves as the greatest dynasty in AFHL history. The franchise, once laughed at for its name, now demands respect as a hockey juggernaut.
“FOUR THE FINGERS” — HENLEY GETS HIS RINGS
At center ice, Henley was presented with four custom championship rings, one for each title—2019, 2023, 2024, and now 2025.
“It’s surreal,” Henley said, slipping the final ring on his pinky. “We’ve built something special here. The Pigeons play fast, play hard, and we finish what we start. But hey… one more and I’ll have a ring on every finger. That’s the goal.”
Commissioner Tony Furino, present at the ceremony, praised Henley’s dominance:
“What Jason has done here is nothing short of extraordinary. Four titles in six years? A three-peat? He’s built a dynasty. This league just got put on notice—again.”
PARADE, BANNER, AND A BOMBSHELL CHALLENGE
As thousands of fans lined the streets dressed in feathers, beak masks, and replica jerseys, the Bitch Pigeons rode through on championship floats blasting Foghat’s Slow Ride and tossing rubber rats to the crowd (a nod to last season’s playoff superstition).
But it was Henley’s speech at the banner ceremony that sent shockwaves through the league.
“I’ve done it with this squad, but maybe it’s time for a new challenge. I’m proposing two expansion teams. I’ll run one. The other? I’m throwing down the gauntlet to Darryl Dobber. Come on Dobber—step into the AFHL. The water’s warm and full of rings.”
Dobber, a longtime fantasy hockey legend and analytics guru, has been courted by Furino and others for years. With Henley publicly challenging him on the league’s biggest stage, the pressure is mounting.
Furino added:
“If Henley vs. Dobber happens… it’ll be the most anticipated debut since McDavid.”
CAPTAIN MCDAVID: “THIS NEVER GETS OLD”
AFHL MVP and team captain Connor McDavid lifted the Cup in front of roaring fans, flanked by elite teammates Leon Draisaitl, Mitch Marner, and goaltending phenom Pyotr Kochetkov.
“This never gets old,” McDavid said, beaming. “Playing in Rain City, under Coach Henley, with these guys—it’s a dream. But we’re not done. There’s a fifth banner spot ready up there.”
Draisaitl, ever the competitor, chimed in with a grin:
“If Jason’s taking over an expansion team, he better not take me with him—I like winning.”
Meanwhile, Marner posted a photo on Instagram holding all four rings with the caption:
“No pigeons here. Just kings.”
BETWEEN THE PIPES
Kochetkov, Pigeons number one starting goalie, credited the team’s chemistry and Henley’s vision:
“I just stop pucks. These guys make it easy. Coach Henley… he’s a wizard. I’d go to war for that man.”
WHAT’S NEXT?
The AFHL season begins tonight, but the conversation around the league will be dominated by two questions:
1. Can anyone stop the Rain City Bitch Pigeons from making it four in a row?
2. Could Dobber finally join the league and face off against Henley in the ultimate expansion challenge?
One thing is clear: The Dynasty is far from over.
Let the season begin.