RAIN CITY BITCH PIGEONS MAKE HISTORY WITH FOURTH STANLEY CUP VICTORY
Three-Peat Champs Celebrate in Style with Parade, Banner Raising & Bold Expansion Talk
Tuesday, October 7th, 2025
The champagne was still fizzing in the air as the Rain City Bitch Pigeons celebrated their fourth Stanley Cup Championship—and their third in a row—with a raucous victory parade through downtown Rain City followed by an emotional banner-raising ceremony at the Bitch Pigeons Arena just hours before the puck drop of the 2025-26 AFHL season opener.
Led by their legendary Coach/GM Jason Henley, the Bitch Pigeons have officially cemented themselves as the greatest dynasty in AFHL history. The franchise, once laughed at for its name, now demands respect as a hockey juggernaut.
“FOUR THE FINGERS” — HENLEY GETS HIS RINGS
At center ice, Henley was presented with four custom championship rings, one for each title—2019, 2023, 2024, and now 2025.
“It’s surreal,” Henley said, slipping the final ring on his pinky. “We’ve built something special here. The Pigeons play fast, play hard, and we finish what we start. But hey… one more and I’ll have a ring on every finger. That’s the goal.”
Commissioner Tony Furino, present at the ceremony, praised Henley’s dominance:
“What Jason has done here is nothing short of extraordinary. Four titles in six years? A three-peat? He’s built a dynasty. This league just got put on notice—again.”
PARADE, BANNER, AND A BOMBSHELL CHALLENGE
As thousands of fans lined the streets dressed in feathers, beak masks, and replica jerseys, the Bitch Pigeons rode through on championship floats blasting Foghat’s Slow Ride and tossing rubber rats to the crowd (a nod to last season’s playoff superstition).
But it was Henley’s speech at the banner ceremony that sent shockwaves through the league.
“I’ve done it with this squad, but maybe it’s time for a new challenge. I’m proposing two expansion teams. I’ll run one. The other? I’m throwing down the gauntlet to Darryl Dobber. Come on Dobber—step into the AFHL. The water’s warm and full of rings.”
Dobber, a longtime fantasy hockey legend and analytics guru, has been courted by Furino and others for years. With Henley publicly challenging him on the league’s biggest stage, the pressure is mounting.
Furino added:
“If Henley vs. Dobber happens… it’ll be the most anticipated debut since McDavid.”
CAPTAIN MCDAVID: “THIS NEVER GETS OLD”
AFHL MVP and team captain Connor McDavid lifted the Cup in front of roaring fans, flanked by elite teammates Leon Draisaitl, Mitch Marner, and goaltending phenom Pyotr Kochetkov.
“This never gets old,” McDavid said, beaming. “Playing in Rain City, under Coach Henley, with these guys—it’s a dream. But we’re not done. There’s a fifth banner spot ready up there.”
Draisaitl, ever the competitor, chimed in with a grin:
“If Jason’s taking over an expansion team, he better not take me with him—I like winning.”
Meanwhile, Marner posted a photo on Instagram holding all four rings with the caption:
“No pigeons here. Just kings.”
BETWEEN THE PIPES
Kochetkov, Pigeons number one starting goalie, credited the team’s chemistry and Henley’s vision:
“I just stop pucks. These guys make it easy. Coach Henley… he’s a wizard. I’d go to war for that man.”
WHAT’S NEXT?
The AFHL season begins tonight, but the conversation around the league will be dominated by two questions:
1. Can anyone stop the Rain City Bitch Pigeons from making it four in a row?
2. Could Dobber finally join the league and face off against Henley in the ultimate expansion challenge?
One thing is clear: The Dynasty is far from over.
Let the season begin.
Washington & Quebec Announce Team Name Changes;
Special Ceremony for Cup Champion Coming Soon
August 11th, 2025
The chase for the 2026 Stanley Cup is on.
Several weeks ago, the Rain City Bitch Pigeons secured a three-peat championship triumph (and fourth total in franchise history) over the Laval Nomads. Now, front offices across the AFHL will be working to put their teams in position to contend in the 2025-26 season and beyond.
The first tentpole on the offseason calendar is the AFHL Entry Draft, which began today at 9am EST. The Alberni Alpacas (formerly known as the Washington Wolfpack) kicked off this year’s draft by selecting the highly touted and super dynamic Michael Misa.
“With the 1st Overall Pick in the 2025 AFHL Entry Draft, the Alberni Alpacas are proud to select Michael Misa from the Saginaw Spirit.”
The Lethbridge Inferno and Barrie Brigade hold the No. 2 and No. 3 overall selections, respectively. Antigonish, Montreal, Long Beach, Barrie, and Alberni are among several teams with multiple first-round picks this year.
Where is the 2025 AFHL Draft being held?
The Peacock Theatre in Los Angeles is hosting the draft.
What TV channel is the 2025 AFHL Draft on?
The first round of the draft will air on ESPN. AFHL Network will carry the Day 2 broadcast.
How to stream the 2025 AFHL Draft live online
Both days of the draft will be available to stream on ESPN.com and the ESPN app.
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Team Name Changes Announced
In a stunning turn of offseason events, two AFHL franchises are entering the new season with bold new identities. The Washington Wolfpack have officially rebranded as the Alberni Alpacas, while the Quebec Voyageurs have transformed into the Atlanta Flashers.
The announcements, delivered in back-to-back press conferences on Sunday, have already set social media ablaze and have fans buzzing with anticipation.
After years of running with the pack and finishing this past season with the 1st Overall Pick, GM Jared Sexton said the time was right for a fresh direction.
“Look, the Wolfpack brand was strong, but we felt it was time to lean into something more unexpected,” Sexton told reporters, standing in front of a giant banner depicting a grinning alpaca in a hockey helmet. “The alpaca is a symbol of patience, intelligence, and unflappable calm. Plus, they spit on their enemies when threatened. That’s the kind of edge we want on the ice this year.”
Fans in Alberni are already embracing the change, with a surge in pre-orders for the new jerseys, featuring bold green-and-tan color schemes and a mischievous alpaca logo.
Meanwhile, GM Lucas Persell pulled no punches in announcing the Quebec Voyageurs’ radical makeover. The Voyageurs name, which quickly became rich in heritage, has been retired in favor of the flamboyant and controversial Atlanta Flashers.
“We’re in the entertainment business,” Persell declared, wearing reflective sunglasses indoors. “You want tradition? That’s fine. But we want eyeballs. We want headlines. We want the other team rattled before the puck even drops. The Flashers will be in your face—literally and figuratively—every single night.”
Persell wouldn’t confirm whether the new mascot would be wearing pants. He simply winked and said, “We’ll let the fans find out on opening night.”
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AFHL to Honor Rain City Bitch Pigeons with Unprecedented Stanley Cup Celebration
Rain City fans, clear your calendars—something big is coming.
The AFHL has officially announced a special ceremony to honor the Stanley Cup–winning Rain City Bitch Pigeons, who have cemented their dynasty by capturing their third straight championship and an astounding fourth Stanley Cup in total.
Tradition will take a back seat for this one. In recognition of this historic achievement, the league is pulling out all the stops.
Parade, Party, and a Mystery
The festivities will kick off with a massive parade through the streets of Rain City, leading straight to the team’s home ice arena. Once inside, all players, coaches, managers, and fans will gather for what the league is calling “a once-in-a-lifetime experience.”
“Winning one Cup is special. Winning two is rare. But three in a row? Four total? That’s legend status,” said Commissioner Tony Furino at the announcement. “This franchise has rewritten the record books, and this ceremony will break tradition just like they’ve broken expectations. And yes—we’ve got a big surprise in store for the fans once we’re inside the arena.”
While details of the surprise are under tight wraps, rumors are already swirling about what it could be—from celebrity performances to a jaw-dropping on-ice reveal.
A Dynasty’s Moment
Bitch Pigeons GM Jason Henley spoke about what the event means to the franchise:
“Our players bled for the Cup, our fans screamed for the Cup, and our city has lived for the Cup,” Henley said. “We’re going to celebrate the Rain City way—loud, proud, and probably a little unhinged. And when that surprise hits? Let’s just say no one will forget it.”
The official date of the ceremony will be revealed soon, but league officials say it will take place in the next few weeks to maximize fan attendance.
Until then, one thing’s certain—the Rain City Bitch Pigeons aren’t just champions; they’re a dynasty, and the AFHL is about to give them a celebration worthy of the name.
MEDIA DAY: Déjà vu all over again
April 7th, 2025
For the second year in a row, the Rain City Bitch Pigeons and the Laval Nomads will battle for a Stanley Cup under the bright lights this week, but first they had to survive one of fantasy hockey’s most grueling contests – Media Day.
News conferences are nothing new for elite athletes, but there is nothing quite like the Stanley Cup Finals Media Day and its relentless non-stop questions.
Here are some of the best quotes that we heard…
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QUESTION FOR RAIN CITY FORWARD CONNOR MCDAVID:
The Rain City Bitch Pigeons are the biggest dynasty in AFHL History. Your team won the franchise’s first Stanley Cup in 2019 and then back-to-back Stanley Cups in 2023 and 2024, crushing AFHL fans’ hopes across the country. You guys are now looking to become the first team to ever three-peat this week. How are the players on your team dealing with all the haters?
CONNOR MCDAVID:
“We’re embracing the villain role with full awareness and conviction. We know we will not have an easy matchup against Laval, but we have the belief that we are still the best team in this league given our Stanley Cup track record and diverse talent on the roster. That being said, haters are just noise. Doesn’t bother us one bit.”
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QUESTION FOR LAVAL FORWARD DYLAN LARKIN:
What is the difference between this Finals appearance and last year’s Finals appearance?
DYLAN LARKIN:
“It’s not as overwhelming as it was the first year. I think we know what we are coming into this time and it feels good to be because. But, this means nothing if we don’t win it and that’s the mentality I have this year.”
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QUESTION FOR RAIN CITY FORWARD MITCH MARNER:
You’re one of the veterans on this team. You’ve been a part of all three of Rain City’s Stanley Cup victories. How does it feel to be look up to on this squad?
MITCH MARNER:
“Yeah, it’s nice. The younger guys, and even the guys who have not won it yet, they are always asking me questions and I’m always giving them honest answers and I hope that helps them because that feeling of having this opportunity is something we all want to have at least once… if not more.”
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QUESTION FOR LAVAL DEFENSEMAN QUINN HUGHES:
What is the current hunger level for this squad to win? Several core players have been with this team for many years. Is there a pretty strong desire to finish what they have started?
QUINN HUGHES:
“I’m not so sure they are here to finish what they started as much as it’s just they want to win. These guys really want to win, man. Everybody in this organization wants to win. Coach Alex Chau stated he wants to win badly and you’ve seen the moves that he has made the last several months and he added top-end players and key pieces throughout the time we’ve been here. These guys will do anything it takes.”
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QUESTION FOR RAIN CITY DEFENSEMAN ADAM LARSSON:
What is the strategy for dealing with Laval’s forecheck?
ADAM LARSSON:
“We know it is going to be a physical series. The Nomads come hard and they finish their checks and we’re aware of that. It’s going to be about having good first touches, getting to the puck first, and making good reads. There won’t be a single play we can rely on every time either, we’re going to have to move our feet and make reads and be smart with where we go on the first touch. They’ve always been a great forecheck team and we learned last year and got better and better dealing with it as the series went on.”
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QUESTION FOR LAVAL COACH ALEX CHAU:
What do you think about the possibility of the next word engraved on the Stanley Cup being Laval?
“It’s a lifetime achievement. You can ask anyone here, what are your dreams if you can have anything you want and winning the Stanley Cup is one of the answers. It’s what I’ve been working on for a very long time.”
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QUESTION FOR RAIN CITY COACH JASON HENLEY:
What is your mentality going into your fourth Stanley Cup Finals?
JASON HENLEY:
“Laser focus. My mindset is all about execution in the Stanley Cup Finals. I’m not thinking about the crowd, the cameras, or the moment. I’m thinking about the first play, the first read, the first hit. Every detail matters. Making sure my guys are prepared — mentally, physically, emotionally — so when we step onto that ice, there’s no hesitation. Just trust in the preparation, trust in the team, and belief that we’re going to win. Period.”